Couple of weeks ago as I prepared for my trip, I was clearing work emails and found this:-
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOMENote: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentationTOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussionDIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practice with laundry basket (Pictures and graphics)DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASH BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control – Help line and support groupsLEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming –
Open forumDAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role playHEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentationREAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who didIS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulationLIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playingHOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniquesREMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to classGETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
My husband was laughing out loud when he read it … probably coz he relates to a couple of them especially the empty milk cartons one but in our household coz we don’t drink milk, so it’s empty juice cartons. Honestly though, other than that, he was made for me 🙂