I had a dream the other night, it was a party scene with lots of people around. I was walking around and Johnny Depp walks up to me. We chit chat, I laugh my fake laugh, play it cool and …

Johnny Depp: So you want to go for a movie and dinner one of these days?

Me: Err … but I’m married.

JD: But I’m Johnny Depp.

Me: … oohhh yahhh …


What is that about? I tried to fall asleep back, in hopes that the dream may continue but alas, it ended up being about some samurai guy discussing why aikido isn’t very good for me.

The next morning, I told my husband about it and he said, “At least it wasn’t Keanu, then you’ll really be disappointed.”

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