How we entertain ourselves at work?

We forward emails to each other like that:-

10 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

1. Pat Glenn, Weightlifting Commentator
“And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!”

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator
“Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.”

3. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator
“This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”

4. US PGA Commentator
“One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them …..
Oh my god!! What have I just said??”

5. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked
“So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?” Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,
because they were laughing so hard!

6. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters
“Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.”

7. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said
“There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.”

8. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports
“Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.”

9. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1’s UK eclipse coverage remarked
“They seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other and he’s only come in his shorts.”

10. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open
“Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.”

What was I thinking?

I woke up this morning aching worse than I was yesterday. You see, I’ve joined my partner-in-crime, Jonah’s Mummy for yoga every Tuesday and I’m still at it with Aikido on Wednesdays with Tessycat. Now Tessycat and I have even decided to practice on Mondays so that we don’t look like bumbling idiots on Wednesdays … … so come next Thursday and Friday, I just may not be able to stand straight.

Here’s a peek at my weekly schedule:-

Mondays – Aikido practice in the aerobics room
Tuesdays – Yoga in the Esplanade room
Wednesdays – Aikido for real at Cheng San CC
Thursdays – ‘to nuah (hokkien for vegging out)’ at home
Fridays – If I’m feeling like I do right now, it’ll be more nuah-ing at home
Weekends – errr … depending on how this 32 year-old body can recover I might just still be nuah-ing at home

We’ll see how long I can keep this up … I figured now is the time to do this coz’ in about another 5 years I honestly don’t think I’ll even want to entertain the thought 🙂